Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on…
This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.His...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Cliff Hanger
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette all jump off a cliff. Which onehit...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve!
Top 10 Reasons God Created Eve10. God worried that Adam would frequently become lost...