Yo mama is so hairy
Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth! Yo mama so...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Murphy’s Combat Laws
Murphy’s Laws Of Combat Operations Friendly fire – isn’t. Recoilless rifles – aren’t. Suppressive...
What my Mom taught me.
All the things my mother taught me:My mom taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
Enlightenment Quiz
Enlightenment Quiz1. Yin and ……… A) Yout B) Tonic C) Yenta D) Yang2. A...
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve…
Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this...
Wife and your job?
What’s the difference between your wife and your job?After 5 years your job will...
Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...