Watch what you say!
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our...
A man walks into a friend and sees…
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend’s caris total loss...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went…
Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If...
Urine Resample
A young woman was in the hospital, recovering from major surgery. She hated being...
The Taxi
A passenger in a taxi tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
Canadian Baseball
Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!