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A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
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Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down nextto the grieving widow. “How...
New Name
So, I recently took a tour of the White House, and on the tour...
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