Hickory hickory dock.
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Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
Why do women have legs?
why do women have legs?have you ever seen the mess that slugs leave behind!??
President
What is Bill Clinton’s favorite web browser? Microsoft Intern Exploiter
Brunette’s Mating Call
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Actual calls to technical support
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In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Finally Figured Out Women
Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?He died laughing before...
Speak more precisely
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Rude, Crude, and Lewd!
Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A: Ask your Mom.Q: What is...