Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
Try to explain women
A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks...
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day…
These two guys are car pooling home from work one day. Traffic isbarely crawling...
If, And, Butt!
If a bra is an upper topper titty flopper stopper.And a jock strap is...
Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?
Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other...
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater?
What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? –...