The Lion
What did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?Meals on...
Heated passions
Mike and Keith are playing golf one hot Sunday afternoon. While approaching the sixteenth...
African Missionary
Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste...
You might be a redneck if… meat
You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d’oeuvre.
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
GREETING CARDS UNSUCCESSFULLY MARKETED BY HALLMARK1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ‘Cause when...
Request for a raise :)
The male sexual organ requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons:...
What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstick and…
Q: What’s the difference between a policeman’s knightstickand a magician’s wand?A: A Magician’s wand...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
ZHow offensive is that?
How offensive is that?Jesus has just been nailed to the cross and has begun...