Why The Man Crossed The Road
Why did the man cross the road?Because his penis told him to. or Because...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
True Marketing Errors
Below are fine examples of what happens when marketing translations fail to reach a...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Will you marry me?
|An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally...
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said…
Mrs. Ogden went to her doctor and said “Please give me aprescription for the...
Critical Vet
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked...
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...