Marriage quotes 05
|The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free.The husband who wants a...
Where would you put an injured insect?
|Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
your mama is so fat
Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.
Sex With Gorilla
A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few...
Baked Beans
Once upon a time there lived a woman who had a maddening passion forbaked...
Building a bridge
A man walking along a beach finds a lamp, picks it up, rubs it...
What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Little Rascals Vocabulary Lesson
The little rascals were in class and the teacher was giving them a vocabulary...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...