Sunbathing
A wealthy young Wall Street stockbroker was admiring his physique nude before the mirror...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s…
If a tree falls in the forest, and there’s noone there to hear it,...
Vikings in a Dome.
Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can’t stand to watch!
Australian Kiss
Q. Do you know what an Australian kiss is?A. It’s like a French kiss,...
Clinton strikes out.
Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good...
Why cannot Frankenstein have children?
Why can’t Frankenstein have children? Because his nuts are on his neck.
Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
How are men like UFOs?
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Change my mind
The church was conducting its annual fund drive. One member of the congregation said,...