Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex?
Why is a man at his smartest when he is having sex? Because he’s...
This fellow dies and goes to heaven…
This fellow dies and goes to heaven. God offers to answer three questions.guy: “Why...
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Top reasons why it’s great to be Canadian
It beats being an American. Only country to successfully invade the US and burn...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Polak Get Whipped
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Polak,...