How many does it take?
Joe is having a drink in his local bar when in walks this gorgeous...
OLD NEVER DIES 6
|OLD HIKERS never die, they just trail awayOLD HIPPIES never die, they just smell...
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro…
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many…
The Pentagon decided one day that there were to many Generals, so they decided...
What should you say if he asks you Am I your first?
What should you say if he asks you “Am I your first”?”You might be...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
I’d Do Anything
A student comes to a young professor’s office. She glances down the hall, closes...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...