Blonde and the Western
A blonde and her husband are laying in bed watching TV, an old western...
Scary organization
|The most dangerous organization in America today is:a) The KKKb) The American Nazi Partyc)...
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas…
|They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on...
Building the Ark
And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: “In six months I’m going to...
Nudist jokes!
Q. Who is the most popular man in a nudist colony? A. The one...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Top Signs That You’re Too Old to Trick or Treat …
|10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have...
If Radio Shack made toasters…
If Radio Shack made toasters…The staff would sell you a toaster, but not know...
Two Little Old Ladies
Two old ladies were waiting for a bus and one of them was smoking...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...