You might be a redneck if…jeans
You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.
Pray for a bike
When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But...
Internet highway blues
|The Information Highway BluesMy baby’s got my 486. My cellular phone’s on the blink....
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Which day does a fish hate?
Which day does a fish hate?Fryday
String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
The puzzle.
One morning this blonde calls her friend and says “Please come over and help...
The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
Every damn time
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on...
A Penny For Your Thoughts
What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for his thoughts?...