Writers Quotes
The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense. Tom Clancy I...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
The common symptoms of swine flu
The common symptoms of swine flu are: High fever, upset stomach, occasional cramps and...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried…
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried. “Doctor,” she said, “I can’t sleep at...
ne day, this man, Tony, died…
One day, this man, Tony, died. When he was sent to be judged, he...
A rubbish bin!
|What has four wheels and flies?A rubbish bin!
Did you kill the victim?
Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?Defendant: No, I did not.Prosecutor: Do you know what...