What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Men Snore Because
Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they...
What is the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men? One has morning sickness, the other has...
Tattoo of Turkey And Santa
This lady went to a tattoo artist and told him she wanted a turkey...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
New Polish Navy
New Polish navy has glass bottom boats, to see to the old Polish navy.
LOFT
Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...