Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Elephants VI
How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Bad corporate slogans
These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they...
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
R.A.P.
R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry
The new nun
The new nun goes to her first confession. She tells the priest that she...