Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose?
Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn’t close...
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night…
A couple on their honeymoon woke up after their big night.The bride rolled over...
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive
Bart Simpson’s Chalkboard Archive I will not carve gods.I will not spank others.I will...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Six stages of married life
Six stages of married life:1: Tri-weekly2: Try weekly3: Try weakly4. Try oysters5: Try anything6:...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...