How to charge them
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Optician
A man goes into the optician and asks for his eyes to be tested...
What Would You Do?
“Come on, Steve,” one guy said to another at the gym, “your wife is...
The cause of arthritis…
A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to...
A Change Of Vows
During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with anunusual offer.”Look, I’ll give...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Tips to improve your writing
|1. Avoid alliteration. Always.2. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.