Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t…
Name something a duck can do, that a doctor won’t.Stick his bill up his...
Got Milk?
When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He...
A cat’s dictionary
|Purring: Sound of a cat manufacturing cuteness.Purrverse: Poem about a strange kitty.Purranoia: The fear...
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?
What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
Life of an Egg
So you think your life is bad…Just think how bad the life of an...
One day Pete was complaining to his friend…
One day Pete was complaining to his friend “my elbow hurts. I bettersee a...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...
Should I have a baby after 35?
Should I have a baby after 35?No, 35 children is enough.