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CLASSIFIED ERRORS, from a small-town daily: (Monday) FORE SALE – R. D. Jones has...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Big Memory Problem
Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything! Doctor: So,...
A little boy walks up to his father and says…
A little boy walks up to his father and says, “Dad, what does a...
Why Women Close Eyes During Sex
Why does a woman close her eyes when she’s having sex?Because no woman ever...
Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
A woman’s seminars
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