Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?
Q: What did Jesus do when he got to the Holiday Inn?A: He threw...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique…
The sales girl at the Pink Pussycat boutique didn’t batan eye when the customer...
Doomed!
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty...
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting…
Grandpa and Little Johnny are sitting on a bench in the park. Johnny asked,...
What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?
Q: What’s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking...
Cheap Date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny’s Father...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...