Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
Numbers
Why was 6 afraid of 7?Because 7 8 9!
Blonde Jokes
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?A: Because they can understand them.
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Farmer and the Pretty Lady
One day, farmer Jones was in town picking up supplies for his farm. He...
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
A Smart Man!
A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning enthusiasm for the sport.”These...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...