A married man thought he would give his wife a birthday surprise…
A married man thought he would give his wife a birthdaysurprise by buying her...
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?
What do you get when you cross Viagra and Rogaine?Don King.
Lightbulbs for dinner
Little Freddie said to Little Johnny, “My dad’s tougher than your dad!”"Oh yeah?” said...
The chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?To get to the other slide!
Have a first child
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The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
Bach in a Minuet
|A note left for a pianist from his wifeGone Chopin, (have Liszt), Bach in...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Literary couch potato
Ask not for whom the bell tolls; let the machine get it.