Looking Good
While her husband was lying down, his wife removed his glasses. “You know, honey,”...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
True Newspaper Headlines…OY!
Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995Whatever Their motives, Moms...
Simple Chinese
Dung On MAI Shu————I stepped in excrementAi Wan Tu Bang Yu———Let’s sleep togetherAi Bang...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
Never Forget
There are three things a man over 40 should never forget:Never pass up the...
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor…
Herman the hypochondriac began sobbing before a doctor.”I’m sure I’ve got a liver disease,...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...
Ms. Piggy Counts
Q: Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?A: Because she has a frog in...