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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
crazy blonde
How do you make a blonde go crazy?Place them in a round room, and...
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
A Rainbow of Devotion
A nun, a priest, an Irishman, a Jew, a Scotsman, a rabbi and a...
A blind man in a store
A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
An airliner was having engine trouble…
An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructedthe cabin crew to have...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
Advisor on sexual matters
The drinker announced to the bartender, “It seems I’ve been informally named advisor on...