Money from Minsk
The madam opened the brothel door to see an elderly Jewish man. His clothes...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
Change
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
You can come out now
Jon was looking for a little “action”. He picked up a sweet young thang...
I’ll tell them slowly
|”Hey,” said a new arrival in the pub, “I’ve got some great Irish jokes.”"Before...
One is negative one
|Theorem: 1 = -1Proof:1 = sqrt(1) = sqrt(-1 * -1) = sqrt(-1) * sqrt(-1)...
Count till fifty
The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like “cunt” and “cock” scrawled...
dying woman needs brain
A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that...
A neutron at a bar
|A neutron walks into a bar. “I’d like a beer” he says.The bartender promptly...
Caffeine addict quiz
|Do you want to know if you suffer from “Alertness Deficit Disorder” (ADD)? Then...