What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Bride Joke
Q. Why do men always want their brides to wear white?A. Because they want...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Here’s Little Johnny!…
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out aboutsomething exciting and relate...
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Washing Machine Is Better
Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop...
Love stronger than death
The young widow was kneeling at her husband’s grave tending to the weeds, when...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two babies
A man was carrying 2 babies, one in each arm while waiting for a...