Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
A Blonde At Sea!
A depressed young blonde was so desperate that she decided to end her life...
You know what that little red dot means in the middle…
You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Hereditary Diarrhoea
Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary?Yup…it runs in your genes!
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
A clear moral
One day at the end of class little Billy’s teacher has the class go...
White House Ghosts
One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....