Drunk
A guy is swerving down the road and gets pulled over. The cop says,...
A gruesome discovery
A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what...
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that…
The Yugoslav news agency Tanjug reported that Yugoslavianair defenses had shot down a NATO...
Invisible Man
Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him...
Introduce lawyers
|”You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.”And you’re a liar!” bellowed...
Scent makes you gamble
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Went Fishing, Got Caught
A man phones home from his office and tells his wife: “Something has just...
Dead Plants
Bombeck’s Rule of Medicine: Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died!
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...