Stupid Stuff 3
|These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world.Newsreader, BBC Radio 4: “Working...
The Parrot
There’s this fella with a parrot. And this parrot swears like an old salt,...
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues…
A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. “It’s...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Must help the wife
|Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office. “Boss,” he says, “we’re...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
Why do brunettes take the pill?
And more on blondes…Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.
A grasshopper with hiccups!
|What is green and can jump a mile in a minute?A grasshopper with hiccups!
Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...