Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?
Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″? Two 5 year olds.
Jif
Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
An old occupation
|What happens when people of different occupations get old.- Old accountants never die, they...
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
What’s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!
Too much Coffee
You know you’re drinking too much coffee when…You answer the door before people knock....
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
The sex talk
A drunk goes into a bar sits down and says hey hey bartender can...
Why do men name their penises?
Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they want to be on...
C&A
A guy walks up to his friend ans says ”why do you have ‘R’...