How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
Polack With Razor
The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came...
How much for all night?
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Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Real quotes from real people!
“I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I...
The plane is crashing into the ocean
|Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes...
Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Sex drive is too high.
A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...