How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk…
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot...
Upgrade to Wife 1.0
Dear Tech Support:I am desperate for some help. I recently upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...
The Dream
Tom’s dream was to marry a sweet, innocent virgin.He’d been going with Jane for...
Cockroach at the door.
A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he...
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS
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Why Nipples?
Why did God give woman nipples?To make suckers out of men.
An error publishing an article
|From Reuters News Service:Canada’s Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon...