How Do You Feel?
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
A pool table?
|What is green and brown, has four legs and can kill you if it...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No...
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!