What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
At a dentist’s
Dentist: “Would you help me out? I’d like you togive a few of your...
Pickles
Q: Why don’t blondes eat pickles?A: Because they can’t get their head in the...
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital…
The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night,...
From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed...
Dead lawyer’s grave
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
stamp out forest fires!
|Why do frogs have webbed feet?To stamp out forest fires!