Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Stupid Insults 6/31
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
Santa’s Wife
|Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time?A: A dependent Claus.
Sheep Shagging
A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits...
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders…
A group of third, fourth and fifth graders accompanied by two female teachers went...
Hop-scotch!
|What do Scottish toads play?Hop-scotch!
yo mama so fat.. disease
Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...