Knock Knock Ketchup
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ketchup Ketchup who? Catch up with me and I’ll tell...
What’s for Dinner?
A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals.The chief comes...
Men Are Like
..Placemats. They only show up when there’s food on the table. ..Mascara. They usually...
Advice
1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a...
Acronyms
PCMCIA People Can’t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...