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How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Very stupid musician
|August, 1998, Montevideo, UruguayPaolo Esperanza, bass-trombonist with the Simphonica Mayor de Uruguay, in a...
Man Playing Around If…
How can you tell if a man’s playing around?He sends you love notes that...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Who can say this sentence?
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having...
Legion Camel #2
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day…
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The...
Newlyweds
This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds...