Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
Granny and her grandchild…
The teenage granddaughter comes downstairs for her date with this see-through blouse on and...
Kneasels
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
A woman’s three biggest lies.
A woman’s three biggest lies…1-You’re the Biggest. 2-You’re the Best. 3-It doesn’t always taste...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Short legged…
What do you call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?IleneWhat do...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...