A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch…
A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch....
Birthday Girl
Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, “I don’t...
You’ve changed my mind
|Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you...
Bill Gates at the pearly gates!
Bill Gates dies in a car accident. He finds himself in purgatory, being sized...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket.
Mouse Tse Tung!
|Who is king of all the mice?Mouse Tse Tung!
If Cray ran Christmas…
|The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any...
To Buxom Waitress:
Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress(reading her name tag)?A:...