Garden of Eden
Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, “God can you put...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
Long Life
Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be80. Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Love Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
Men & Public Toilets!
Ok guys, own up…which one are you?Excitable Type Pants are twisted, cannot find hole,...
Windows 95
Why can’t dogs use computers?Because you can’t stick your head out of Windows XP
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...