Card games
A cleaning woman was applying for a new position. When askedwhy had she left...
Some thoughts for today…
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
Mental Health Hotline!
Hello, welcome to the mental health hotline.If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.If...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Belly Button
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? Her boyfriend was also blonde.