Men and Parking Spots
|How are men and parking spots alike?The good ones are always taken and the...
Football try-outs.
Q: Why didn’t the monster make the football team?A: Because he threw like a...
Heaven or Hell?
There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish,...
Paralyzing Disease
What’s the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.
The guide to wife translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
|A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night,...
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated…
If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
The Young Mans Big Mouth
The Young Man’s Big Mouth A young man goes into a drug store to...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...