Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
Say When Giving Birth
Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure...
Pregnant Daughter
The girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn’t say who...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...
a thief and his lawyer
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the...
Definition of bad lover
Definition of bad lover:An earthquake occurs during sex. Afterwards he asks the woman if...
‘Twas the Night After Christmas
|’Twas the Night After Christmas’Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer,...
Wise cooking advice
|This weekend, I discovered a cooking tip I haven’t seen listed in any cookbooks.While...
The approach of winter
Dec. 8 5:00 p.m. – It’s starting to snow, the first of the season,...