Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
Happy To Have Me Home!
“You know,” a guy told his buddies, “I’m a lucky man.I never realized how...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
looking for bookworms
|Why did the sparrow go to the library?It was looking for bookworms!
Its A Duck
Three doctors are in the duck blind and a bird flies overhead. The general...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
Perfectly normal
“I’m in love with my horse,” the nervous man told his psychiatrist. “Nothing to...
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...