Five Most Constipated people in Bible
The five most constipated people in the Bible:1. Cain-who wasn’t able.2. King Solomon-who sat...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...
A mouseketeer!
|What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?A mouseketeer!
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Death of Energizer Bunny
The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer...
Is There a Santa Claus?
Is There a Santa Claus?As a result of an overwhelming lack of requests, and...
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving…
Oscar was an unlucky sap. Having just spent megabucks on a skydiving class, he...
Yo mama is so bald
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn’t help! Yo mama so bald you...