dishwasher breaks down
What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou...
Who keeps saying those things?
|A man walked in to a bar after a long day at work. As...
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?
What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
New Work Policies
SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor statement as proof of sickness....
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
The best book on elephants
The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...