50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Redneck Circumcision
Q. How do you circumcise a hillbilly? A. Kick his sister in the jaw.
Leaving money for the dead
|A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a...
Good Girls – Bad Girls
Good girls say “thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, “what’s for breakfast?”Good girls...
Fishy Talk
Q: How to communicate with a fish? A: Drop him a line!
What a large crowd
|A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group...
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?
Why are dumb blonde jokes one liners?So men can understand them.
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
Computer Died
Ted: Last night my computer died. Ned: What did it die of? Ted: Aterminal...
Trombone jokes
|Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your...