Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
Another chicken crosses the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Perfectly good eyesight
Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a...
Undercover detective
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Ebonics Xmas
Wuz de night befo CrismusAn all ober de hoodEverybody wuz sleepin’Day wuz sleepin’ good....
A Shaggy Bear Story
Two guys were walking in the woods one day, and they all of a...
She: Do you think of me when…
She: “Do you think of me when you’re away darling?”He: “Yes honey, I always...
Products we could do without!
Fingernail Clippers:That’s why we have teeth.Makeup That is Tattooed on:You might love that green...