Surgeon Preference
Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work.The first said,...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Bashing Blondes…part 3!
Q: What is every blonde’s ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist…
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to a gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at...
Brain Missing
What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated.
Osama/Taliban Jokes
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on...
Rectum Stretcher
Pulling up to the toll both Jack handed the collector a $100.00 bill.Looking incredulously...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...