Gates, the Carmaker…
At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto...
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But...
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?
Why did the blond get fired from the M&M’s Factory?She threw away all the...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Coming Home Late
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other...
History through the eyes of the eighth graders
The following is a “history” collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade...
Clinton Vacation
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of...
An old croak!
|What do you call a 100 year old frog?An old croak!
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...