Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
Do the math
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class.She called on...
Blonde quickies 161-180
161. Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours? A: Write ‘Please turn...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...
Dope
Grow your own dope! Plant a blonde!
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists…
The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a personal...
Hunter shot by fox
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Two men were walking along the street when…
Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his...
A woman visits her physician…
A woman visits her physician. After waiting for a while it’s finally her turn....
Ways to Terrorize a Telemarketer
Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down....