Yo mama is so flat
Yo mama so flat she’s jealous of the wall! Yo mama so flat she’s...
Far East
Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Real advertisements 02
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. For...
Old Beach Babe
Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Bill Gates and the Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gates does it take to change a lightbulb?A: One –...
Tomato
Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !
Clinton’s Address to the Nation
(Be read when using the Willy voice in your head)SUBJ: Clinton’s Address to the...
Do you know how…
A man walked up to a farmer’s house, and knocked on the door. When...