Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
Until Twelve
I was twelve before I realized I could cough without having a doctor hold...
Lesbian
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty...
Why Female Astronauts?
Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost...
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
Magic Johnson on rollerblades…
What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!
What is the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...
It\\\’s hard to make a comeback when…
It’s hard to make a comeback when you haven’t been anywhere.
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor…
A woman had some problems, so she went to her doctor of twenty years.They...
The new Euro language
|The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English...