In-class Assignment for Wednesday
This assignment was actually turned in by two English students:—————————————————————-Rebecca and Gary English 44ASMUCreative...
Hamsterdam!
|Where do hamsters come from?Hamsterdam!
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Driving miss blondy
What do you call a blonde behind a stearingwheel? An airbag!
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
Woman
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, you already told...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...